Christmas 2010 |
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Bet you thought I forgot to write a Xmas newsletter this year. Ho ho no. It's just that I have been without a PC since mine got soaked in our basement wading pond during the pineapple express. I was so sure I fixed the flooding problem last time that I shrewdly did not bother to put my $1500 PC up on two blocks of scrap wood. To pass the time without a PC, I wrote some limericks that summarize a few of 2010's top news stories, which I shall inflict upon you now. Please bear in mind that things that rhyme need not be that funny:
BP went drilling about
Hey gays, before you start kissin'
At the airport, I was most surprised Beth got a new job in Microsoft's security division (yes, there is one), and got her Jaguar fixed after 2 years of complaining to me about an intermittent ignition miss, which never occurred when I drove it. Eight new coils later, all is well. And here's the fun thing about Jaguar repairs: every one, no matter how seemingly trivial, comes with a complementary wallet flush. Beth & Jacqueline continue to churn out SockPals in the basement. While online sales (SockPals.com--they make great gifts!) languished, those two set up a table at a hipster flea market in Bell Town. The middle-aged mom and the 12-year-old girl selling plush toys were an island of cute in a sea of pierced, tattooed, gratuitously weird young people. They raked in nearly a grand in one day.
Jacqueline turned 12 and is finishing her last year at SCDS. Next stop: high school, and she has applied to five. It's so hard to compare the different schools, except for me as I have ranked them by the cookies they put out at their open houses:
Veronica turned 7, started 1st grade, and continues to love gymnastics. She and her little troup performed at the Seattle Center's Winterfest. Her volume knob seems to have broken off at 11, as she will announce the news that there will be a Kung Fu Panda sequel with the same urgency as she would inform me that flaming birds are attacking her eyeballs. She is reading at the 5th-grade level, and arguing with her father at the 10th-grade level. (Her record is 0-829, but she presses on gamely.)
Remodelling News: I built a dormer on the girls' room, and a clubhouse for Veronica. Oh, and we had that wading pool in the basement, but only for a day.
Travel News: Thankfully, went nowhere except the annual Maui trip. Maybe if I poke around some Islamic chat rooms I can get myself on the No-Fly list and never have to go through an airport again.
Oh, and we did some Christmasy stuff.
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