Preschool Newsletters

I enrolled my 3-year-old, Veronica, in the Lakewood Co-operative Preschool. The "Co-operative" part means that parents work one day a week in the school and also have some other job. The job I had was newsletter editor, which required that in addition to cranking out a newsletter once a month, I also contribute one article to same. They never specified that said article need be informative or helpful, and that is where they made their mistake. I wrote the Editor's Notes, Been There Done That, and miscellaneous filler (I think you'll be able to tell which).